Archives for Michael Myers

Halloween: H20 – End of the Season

No this has nothing to do with water… Pretend that all my reviews of Halloween after part two never happened. Dr. Loomis shot Michael six times saving Laurie Strode, then later that night blew up himself trying to stop Myers. Silver Shamrock never killed off the kids of the east coast. Jamie Loyd was never born, never killed, and never gave birth. Haddenfield never gained any more heroes and never plagued by any more than the 2 nights of horror committed by Michael Myers. Laurie has been hiding out in California, becoming a dean of a college, having a handsome
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Halloween 666: Curse of a Franchise

“I’ve wanted to believe it. But I’ve felt Michael’s presence, behind these walls, just like all those years ago. Plotting, staring, Staring. Waiting for some signal. I can’t go through this again, not alone. Please, as my colleague, as my friend. Help me.” -Dr. Sam Loomis Six years Michael has been on the loose, aided by a group with a medical staff. A young woman gives birth to a baby boy, stained with the mark of thorn. A nurse helps her escape with the baby, only to be slaughtered by Myers in pursuit. The woman gets to a phone at
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‘Halloween 5’: WTF Were They Thinking?

“You’ve got to help me, Jamie. You’ve got to help me find him. We both know he’s alive. But you know where he is! Why? Why are you protecting him? What about your stepmother, Jamie? You love her, don’t you? He made you stab her. You can’t hide from him. He’ll always get to you. Jamie, Jamie, you listen. Today in the cemetery somebody dug up a coffin. It was the coffin of a nine-year-old girl. What do you think he is going to do with that? Huh? You’re nine years old, aren’t you, Jamie? Tears won’t get you anywhere.
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Halloween 4: Return of the King, Baby!

“You’re huntin’ it, ain’t ya? Yeah, you’re huntin’ it, all right. Just like me. Apocalypse! End of the World! Armageddon! It’s always got a face and a name. I’ve been huntin’ the bastard for 30 years, give or take. Come close a time or two. Too damn close! You can’t kill damnation, Mister. It don’t die like a man dies.” -Jack SayerLittle Jamie Lloyd is an orphan. A sweet family has taken her in, but she feels like she’s a burden on them. Ever since her mommy, Laurie Strode, died in a car crash, body never uncovered, Jamie has been
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Original Halloween ‘Shape’ Offers Insight on Michael Myers’ Development

Halloween 2018 is just another in a long line of Michael Myers movies and for any fan of the horror movie franchise, not much beats the original. While the latest reboot is receiving praise and sees the return of original actress Jamie Lee Curtis, the man who first played the “shape” aka Myers, took to Twitter to offer a small joke about the state of the serial murderer’s state of mind. I just saw the movie. All I gotta say is, 40 years of professional therapy did not help Michael one bit!!! — Nick Castle OG Shape (@ncastlez) October 9,
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Halloween II: The Season of Sequels Begins

“He was my patient for fifteen years. He became an obsession with me until I realized that there was…nothing within him. Neither conscious nor reason that was even…remotely human. An hour ago I stood up and fired six shots into him and then he just got up and walked away. I am talking about the real possibility that he is still out there!” -Dr. Samuel LoomisAnd he was. After escaping his mental institution and getting to his home town of Haddenfield, Michael Myers started his killing spree. Targeting a group of girls, he slashed through their numbers til Laurie Strode
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