Author: Two cheesecakes

Ted Sallis was a chemist and biologist working on trying to replicate Captain America’s super-soldier serum. He toiled away in his hidden lab deep in the everglades, his only companion being his beautiful girlfriend, Ellen. After finally breaking the code, and a passionate night of love making, Ted comes face to face with an Advanced Ideas in Mechanics (AIM) hit squad. Seems Ellen was more than a pretty face. Ted burns his notes and sets his lab ablaze, snatching the formula and making his escape in the confusion. He doesn’t get far, however. AIM is hot on his trail; firing…

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]”Mike, I don’t care what your grandfather thinks about me, okay; all I care about is you. You lost back there because you beat yourself, you told yourself you couldn’t win. I know you can do it. You’re a special kid, you’re my boy! You understand? But you’re also a spoiled, rich brat whose always had everything done for him. Now it’s time to do it for yourself, Mike. You can do it, because I’m telling you the world meets nobody halfway. Do you understand what that means? When you want it, Mike, you gotta take it. You hear me,…

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]The Australian made horror movie The Babadook by Jennifer Kent and starring Essie Davis and Noah Wiseman is a movie that has horror fans divided. I’d say about 40% of people I’ve heard from really don’t like the movie. So you’d think that the majority would, wouldn’t you? Unfortunately, this is where a good portion of my dislike of the movie comes from. See fans of it are divided on what exactly the movie is about. Let me explain. Some fans believe this is a movie where an exhausted and overworked mother is prayed upon by the titular monster, a…

No this has nothing to do with water… Pretend that all my reviews of Halloween after part two never happened. Dr. Loomis shot Michael six times saving Laurie Strode, then later that night blew up himself trying to stop Myers. Silver Shamrock never killed off the kids of the east coast. Jamie Loyd was never born, never killed, and never gave birth. Haddenfield never gained any more heroes and never plagued by any more than the 2 nights of horror committed by Michael Myers. Laurie has been hiding out in California, becoming a dean of a college, having a handsome…

“I’ve wanted to believe it. But I’ve felt Michael’s presence, behind these walls, just like all those years ago. Plotting, staring, Staring. Waiting for some signal. I can’t go through this again, not alone. Please, as my colleague, as my friend. Help me.” -Dr. Sam Loomis Six years Michael has been on the loose, aided by a group with a medical staff. A young woman gives birth to a baby boy, stained with the mark of thorn. A nurse helps her escape with the baby, only to be slaughtered by Myers in pursuit. The woman gets to a phone at…

“You’ve got to help me, Jamie. You’ve got to help me find him. We both know he’s alive. But you know where he is! Why? Why are you protecting him? What about your stepmother, Jamie? You love her, don’t you? He made you stab her. You can’t hide from him. He’ll always get to you. Jamie, Jamie, you listen. Today in the cemetery somebody dug up a coffin. It was the coffin of a nine-year-old girl. What do you think he is going to do with that? Huh? You’re nine years old, aren’t you, Jamie? Tears won’t get you anywhere.…

“You’re huntin’ it, ain’t ya? Yeah, you’re huntin’ it, all right. Just like me. Apocalypse! End of the World! Armageddon! It’s always got a face and a name. I’ve been huntin’ the bastard for 30 years, give or take. Come close a time or two. Too damn close! You can’t kill damnation, Mister. It don’t die like a man dies.” -Jack SayerLittle Jamie Lloyd is an orphan. A sweet family has taken her in, but she feels like she’s a burden on them. Ever since her mommy, Laurie Strode, died in a car crash, body never uncovered, Jamie has been…

“Do I need a reason? Mr. Kupfer was right, you know, I do love a good joke And this is the best ever: a joke on the children. But there’s a better reason. You don’t really know much about Halloween. You thought no further than the strange custom of having your children wear masks and go out begging for candy. It was the start of the year in our old Celtic lands, and we’d be waiting in our houses of wattles and clay. The barriers would be down, you see, between the real and the unreal, and the dead might…

“He was my patient for fifteen years. He became an obsession with me until I realized that there was…nothing within him. Neither conscious nor reason that was even…remotely human. An hour ago I stood up and fired six shots into him and then he just got up and walked away. I am talking about the real possibility that he is still out there!” -Dr. Samuel LoomisAnd he was. After escaping his mental institution and getting to his home town of Haddenfield, Michael Myers started his killing spree. Targeting a group of girls, he slashed through their numbers til Laurie Strode…

“I met him, 15 years ago. I was told there was nothing left. No reason, no conscience, no understanding in even the most rudimentary sense of life or death, of good or evil, right or wrong. I met this… six-year-old child with this… blank, pale, emotionless face, and… the blackest eyes, the Devil’s eyes. I spent eight years trying to reach him, then another seven trying to keep him locked up, because I realized that what was living behind that boy’s eyes was purely and simply… evil.” -Dr. Samuel LoomisThat was the story of Michael Myers, who in 1963 had…